This is my new blog. It is crap. I know this. But it is MY crap. I can say anything I want. Fart!. See? I just said fart. Because I can. On MY blog.

 I like cats. That does not have any relation to anything really. I just like cats.

I have a dog named Kermit. He is awesome. He knows a trick too. He can turn food into crap.

This blog is going really good so far, don't you think? I am an awesome blogger. I didn't know that.

One time I puked on my shoes. It was gross.

Melvin gone.