Okay, I've been thinking. And not just stupid shit either. I've been thinking some very serious, hard-hitting,  brain numbing shit. For example:

Do mermaids ever get crabs? If so do they pick them off or pick them off and eat them. We need to know.

Oh, and I thought up a new and entertaining way to bug people. Whenever I run into someone that I haven't seen for a while, I'm going to say "Oh my god I thought you were dead" Hilarity will definitely insu.

Here is some inside info for you. I've discovered that cats are from a small planet outside of the galaxy. Yeah I was shocked too. My cat let it slip. She has a big mouth. She's the one that told the dog he was adopted.

Where did naughty words come from anyway? Who makes them up? Who approves them and puts them on the naughty words list? Why have I never been consulted? Bunch of friggin amateurs.

Naughty words for today
Shit 2 times
Friggin  1 time.