Well damn it. I am sick. I am the sickest human being in the history of human beings being sick. I hurt all over. My fever is 142 degrees. All of the fluids that have been put into my body in the past 7 years are now running and screaming - for any and all available exits. I fear I only have moments yet to live. I will probably explode. It's going to be horrific and gross and messy. I'm going to be in the newspaper. Yeah that's right... the newspaper!