Kermit and Camo are both in the middle of the room licking their asses. I can't tell if it's some kind of ritual or a competition. I asked them but neither one will tell me. I tell them it's gross as hell. But then they remind me that it's not the grossest thing they do.

Speaking of gross, Camo ate a bug last night. I asked him if it tasted like bug and he said no, it tasted like chicken. The cat is a liar.

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