Saturday, July 30, 2016

So, I ran over this huge dog turd with the lawnmower yesterday. It was amazing. The whole sky turned into a huge cloud of tiny poo parts. On a related note, did you know that dogshit smells much much worse if it is pulverized and flung into the air? Also, you might be interested to know that the aforementioned tiny poo parts will fall back to Earth at some point. If you happen to be within the Fallout Zone it is possible that the tiny poo parts will rain down on you. I cannot go into more detail about the pulverized poo fallout. I am psychologically unprepared to relive that. Let's just say that it was a decidedly unpleasant event that may have done irreparable damage to my psyche.

Naughty words:
Poo x4

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