I am announcing a new business enterprise. Melvin's Homemade Stuff. Useless stuff poorly made of subpar materials by an inept artisan with a shitty attitude. Give me a call, or not, I don't care.
Oh BTW, I will not be posting on my blog tomorrow. I have elected to communicate only through naked interpretive dance. Artistic expression is a very big deal to me.
Naughty word: Shitty [yawn]