Monday, October 3, 2016

You remember that time? When Taylor Swift saw my picture on Instagram? And thought I was all hot and sexy and stuff? So she came and picked me up in her jet airplane? And touched my butt and bought me a Maserati? Yeah, me neither. Come on Swifty. I ain't gettin' any younger.

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