Saturday, November 5, 2016
November is remembered as Veterans Day month,Thanksgiving month, Black
Friday month, and even Election Day month. But all of these things pale
in comparison to the most important event of the year. November is Intergalactic Melvin Appreciation Day month. All over the galaxy people
(and people-like things) will stop to appreciate the 61st Earth year
anniversary of my appearance in the universe. The current generation of
unworthy inhabitants are exceedingly fortunate to have been alive during
the time of my snarky sarcasm, inane literary ponderings and general
laziness. So take a moment on the 22nd to reflect on all the ways I have
made your lives greater, the Earth more beautiful and the galaxy
brighter. For all these things, You Are Welcome. Oh hell, I forgot to
mention my example of humility. That too.
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