Getting all festive and shit with "Melvin's Blue Balls Christmas tree". Still a little dubious of the "angel" on top. Kermit assures me that it is absolutely perfect in every way. Camo says he don't give a shit cuz he's gonna knock the balls off that sumbitch anyway. By the way, the bicycle in the background is not a Christmas present. I ain't getting shit. Screw Santa Claus.


Naughty words:

Shit 3 times
Sumbitch
Screw