Tuesday, December 27, 2016

I just saw Bigfoot in my back yard. I know right? I couldn't believe it either. He was pleasuring himself while looking at a picture of Kim K. Now, seeing Bigfoot in the backyard is not the surprising part. It was the Kim K. part. Holy shit. The only way I could have relations with Kim, would be for me to close my eyes and think about Bigfoot! Damn! Bigfoot. Get some standards man. You can't be that hard up.

Naughty words:
Kim K. 3 times

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