I just saw Bigfoot in my back yard. I know right? I couldn't believe it either. He was pleasuring himself while looking at a picture of Kim K. Now, seeing Bigfoot in the backyard is not the surprising part. It was the Kim K. part. Holy shit. The only way I could have relations with Kim, would be for me to close my eyes and think about Bigfoot! Damn! Bigfoot. Get some standards man. You can't be that hard up.
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