My alma mater, the University of Melvin, does not have much in the way of academic review. Or academics of any kind actually. More of a pizza and beer school to tell you the truth. Because of that I am publishing my smartypants doctor writing here. So here for your consideration or for the hell of it as I don't really care what anyone thinks is :
Spiders, Ecological Necessity or Organic Abomination."
I do not like spiders. They are creepy and they suck. They make me
scream like a little girl. There is no place in nature for spiders. The end.
I hereby confer upon myself the degree of Doctor of Thinking and Stuff (TSD). You may congratulate me now. No gifts please.
Sadly, none. :(