Tuesday, February 21, 2017

I have developed a cool new way of wasting time. Mainly because I get bored but don't want to annoy my brain with anything useful. I look for pictures of impressive looking awards and medals and bestow them upon myself posthumously. I don't know what 'posthumously' means but is sounds neat in my head. It doesn't matter what the awards are for, the important thing is appearance. I especially like the ones with ribbons. Best pie, best in show, perfect attendance, bravery above and beyond the call of duty. I like to think myself brave even though my war cry is "Run Away! Run Away!". I digress. I think I must be a special kind of person with all the medals I have received. I wonder when I'll be revered by the masses.

Naughty words:
Maybe next time

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