I
have developed a cool new way of wasting time. Mainly because I get
bored but don't want to annoy my brain with anything useful. I look for
pictures of impressive looking awards and medals and bestow them upon
myself posthumously. I don't know what 'posthumously' means but is
sounds neat in my head. It doesn't matter what the awards are for, the
important thing is appearance. I especially like the ones with ribbons.
Best pie, best in show, perfect attendance, bravery above and beyond the
call of duty. I like to think myself brave even though my war cry is
"Run Away! Run Away!". I digress. I think I must be a special kind of
person with all the medals I have received. I wonder when I'll be
revered by the masses.
Naughty words:
Maybe next time
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