Today, boys and girls we will learn about the rare and wonderful
Whynotamoose. This is a rather large, but elusive animal in the same
general family as the rhinoceros. Whynotami usually have chubby bodies
and skinny legs. They are awkward creatures and have very limited
hunting skills. They are thus evolved to subsist exclusively on Free
Range Sahara Sea Chickens. Luckily, Free Range Sahara Sea Chickens are
not uncommon, especially when I close my eyes. The Whynotamoose
is indigenous to and is found exclusively in the dark, steamy recesses
of my tortured mind. With any luck they will not migrate. I do not,
unfortunately, have an illustration to share as they have never been
photographed in the wild. However, I will ask my psychiatrist to sketch
one out and get back to you. - Professor Melvin
Naughty words:
No luck today either.
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