As I was brushing my teeth this morning,  I thought I heard voice coming out of the toilet. I've got over a little closer and sure enough a really creepy voice said "we all float down here". We all float down here? What the hell? I leaned over and yelled,  "Of course you float down there you friggin moron. You're a turd.  What else you going to do".  I wonder if Stephen King got the idea from his shitter?

Naughty words :
Hell
Friggin
Turd
Shitter