Wednesday, April 5, 2017

 I have changed my direction on total world dominion. The direct approach is proving too time consuming. After all, who wants to wait years just to rule the world. I am going to first conquer and and become King of the Lizard People of my home planet, Prozac 4. After that, ruling Earth will pretty much just be a technicality. I mean, when you come with half a million Zeg slitherers you don't exactly have to ask permission. Am I right?! (Up high!) Yeah, Baby!

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