I was outside just now waiting for Kermit to find just the perfect place to take a shit, when I happened to notice some puffy clouds flying overhead. They were really bright and all separate so it was easy to see shapes in them. I first saw one  that looked like a rat with a big tumor on his back. Shortly after I noticed one that was just like a disembodied head floating around. Even had a beard like mine and everything. Just a few minutes later I noticed one that looked like a turd. It had corn and everything.

 I never knew Cloud watching could be so much fun. I suspect I should take my meds first though.

Naughty words:
Shit
Turd