It's time for another Naked Interpretive Dance Day. This is the day I communicate only through Naked Interpretive Dance. I don't remember the last time it occurred, but I'm sure it's time. I've decided that December 20th will be Naked Interpretive Dance Day. Why December 20th? Because why the hell not? So on December 20th if you need to communicate with me you will either have to come to my house and communicate through Naked Interpretive Dance, or wait until December the 21st. If you value your eyesight and/or sanity, I would suggest the latter. I know this will inconvenience a large number of people. But we must all make sacrifices for the Arts.