Wednesday, January 31, 2018
I generally don't mind the snow. Especially if I can ride around in 4-wheel drive feeling superior to all the four wheel drives that are in the ditch. But a couple of things about last night's snow are bothering me. One is that I do not believe I got my full inch of snow. That's right, I've looked and I've thought and I've pondered and the best I can tell without actually putting on pants and going out there in the horrible stuff is that I probably came in at about 3/4 to 7/8 of an inch of snow. I do feel jipped. The second thing is that the little bit of snow that I did get it is partially covering and otherwise obscuring the view of my beautiful dead grass. I worked very hard this summer ignoring my lawn and now the view of my lovely dead grass is being kept from me. I am writing a very strongly worded letter to the government demanding that when they control the weather with their cloud seeding and chemtrails from airplanes and climate manipulation they need to at least get it right.