Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Omg! Most heinous annoying laugh in the history of human beings. I'm at the coffee shop and the woman at the next table just puked out a noise that stopped time for a second. It was the sound of all the imps of hell farting at one time. Most with projectile habernero overtones. My first reflex was to smack her with a chair. But then I saw the hilarious look of horror and embarrassment on the face of her companion. I'm so conflicted right now.

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