Interesting factoid: The first person ever to have bent a spoon with his tongue was a Mr. Elmo Warturtle of Turdhaven, Scotland. After a brief period of celebrity Mr. Warturtle accepted a professorship at the Woman's University of Gymnastics in Galway, Ireland. Several years later Prof. Warturtle succumbed to spontaneous human combustion.
"Learning shit is better than not knowing shit"     ~ Professor Melvin

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