Interesting factoid: Mr. Elmo J. Spatula is believed to be the world's most unlucky prospector.  Mr. Spatula began  searchng for gold at the age of 20 and prospected in various places throughout the country for a period of 44 years. He never found even the tiniest grain. It is claimed that he found a nickel one time but it is widely believed it fell from his own pocket. Mr. Spatula passed away in 2013 at age 64 from spontaneous human combustion.
"You can't make this shit up." ~ Professor Melvin

Naughy word:
Shit