OK, ya'll ain't gonna believe this. I found out that in a former life, I was King Melvin in a little known but really awesome place called Crapalot. I had a bunch of semi-retarded double digit IQ minions who liked to run around and poke things with pointy sticks. They were known as The Kniggits of the Trapezoid Breakfast Nook. I KNOW, Right? Who woudda thunk it. It never ceases to amaze me, what I find out when I forget to take my meds.