Thursday, May 3, 2018

I woke up this morning coughing. I mean the yucky green and yellow stuff. It is sooo gross. I'll try to get you a picture. My throat feels like it is being ripped out of my neck parts. I have to check periodically to see if my sniffeoffphylligus is hanging out.
This will likely be my last day on Earth as I expect to hack up my inside bits before the Good Lord calls my wretched ass home. If I happen to owe you money...Well that's on you. You fucked up. You trusted me. If you have anything of mine, you can just keep it as long as you promise not to sell it for titty bar dollars. You know who you are.
Memorial donations should be sent to the Center For Disease Control Bribe Fund, I am trying to get them to name a venereal disease after me. Send C/O Vito and Big Tony. They will find you.
Naughty words: Ass, Fucked, Titty

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