I talk to the TV. I do. I talk to the TV all the time. I seldom actually watch the TV, I just leave it on in the background and every now and then I'll catch something that's been said and I'll respond to it like they were in the room. I never pay attention to myself because mostly what I say is bullshit. Mostly what's on TV is bullshit. So it's just the semi-conscious battle of the bullshits. Just a little while ago I heard myself say "never underestimate the power of prostitution". I said that. Out loud. To the TV.
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