I've been thinking. I think I should have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I just don't know what for. Nobody will let me be on TV or in the movies. They won't let me be a rockstar, or opera star, or a country star, or heavy metal screamer. I guess maybe I could have a star for arguing with the TV and telling the people on there what morons they are. I do that all the time and I never lose. Maybe it's because they can't argue back. People would probably say that I'm being unfair. I just say I'm playing to my strengths. Is there a category for bitching at the TV? I wonder what the little symbol looks like. Maybe I should not try to think at 4 in the morning.