I have always been of the opinion that the Christmas song "I'll Be Home for Christmas" was missing something. For years and years it bothered me to the point that Christmas was neither joyful nor triumphant. Well not this year. Not ever again. I have taken it upon myself to pen the missing verse. Now Christmas will be complete and happy for everyone. You are welcome.

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
(The missing verse)

I'll Be Home for Christmas
just you wait and see
I'll stagger in with a silly grin
and fall face-first in the tree
Christmas Eve will find me
piss drunk in a bar
but I'll Be Home for Christmas
if I can crawl that far


Naughty word:
Piss