I'm looking for answers. What exactly is Vienna sausage snot? Where does it come from? What is it made of? Is it toxic? If left alone would it coagulate into Vienna sausage boogers? Has anybody ever heard of Vienna sausage boogers becoming sentient and growing teeth? Has anyone ever known of Vienna sausage boogers with teeth chasing the cat? I don't believe Camo would actually make this kind of shit up, but it's beginning to sound a bit far-fetched.