Saturday, February 22, 2020

This has been a Season Of Discovery for me. I think it's wonderful how some great scientific discoveries are found completely by accident. Such was the case today. A short while ago I stood on the scales to determine how much there is to love. While I was standing there I cut a large, socially significant fart. I noticed that after the farting experience, the scales registered exactly the same. Which leads me to conclude that farts, regardless of social significance, are scientifically insignificant. I am releasing this discovery to the public domain, to benefit all of humanity.

Naughty word: (If you are really sensitive)
Fart, farting, farts

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