Sunday, April 5, 2020

I don't know why I could not have been a Time Lord like Doctor Who. Traversing the trails of time and space in my magical Porta-John. Bumbling from Adventure to Adventure, matching wits with silly English speaking aliens, all of whom have cool British accents. Doing battle with low budget monsters and clanky robots armed with nothing but my cleverness and a Pocketful of jelly beans. My ever-faithful robot dog  saving my life 3 to 10 times a week. Sometimes traveling with a mostly hot little British chick whose sole purpose is to scream at scary stuff and be generally annoying. Yep, Time Lord. That's the job I should have had. None of this mechanic/fireman/computer nerd stuff. And just to be cooler than Doctor Who I would ride a unicycle and juggle moon pies.

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