Friday, May 22, 2020

Just a heads up. I will probably be unavailable today until around 3:30. Today, I'm going to be a squirrel. I'm going to hop around in the trees and dig holes in the ground and stand up authoritatively with tail twitching and chatter out messages of squirrel wisdom. I will confer with the rabbits to see if they have any new jokes. Dirty ones preferably. Dirty rabbit jokes are hilarious.

Or I may go ahead and take my medicine and do things that do not not require me to transmogrify. I will know more after I finish my coffee.

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