Monday, June 22, 2020
PLEASE READ! Vital information: Apparently some of us are about to let our extended car warranty lapse. The warranty company has been trying to reach us to give us ONE more chance to correct the issue. If not renewed your car will explode, your neighbor will be hit by the resulting shrapnel, and sue you for eleventy million hundred dollars. You will get rickets and crap your pants..A rabid 'coon will bite you on the ankle, but you will be struck by lightening and die before the rabies causes you to lose your mind and die a horrible death. To avoid this unpleasant and bothersome situation you must answer your phone even though you don't recognize the number..Be warned that doing so will put you in grave danger of having to talk about free magazines.