Everything in Abundance

The Giant Floating Strawberry Bagel has returned. Scared the crap out of me. I was in the shower. I think he was peeking. It was awkward. The message this evening was especially edifying though. Clearly, we all needed this.: "Everything is in abundance. That's why you can outrun a squash. Squash makes some people fart. Dead people fart sometimes too, although I don't think they enjoy it. I enjoy ice cream. Cream cheese frightens me." This gave me chills. Naughty words: (if uou are really touchy) Crap x1 Fart x2