Loneliness

Tonight at dinner the subject of being alone-living alone versus being lonely came up. I answered with my usual wisdom, "I'm sure I could get lonely at times, if it weren't for my hoes". This statement was met with some consternation until I explained, "you see I have this girl that comes over. I give her 10 bucks and she bitches at me, tells me I'm fat, farts real loud, and leaves. And just like that I'm not lonely anymor